Night two of the DNC wrapped up with a millennial-coded state-by-state roll call, Barack Obama’s “size” joke, and Michelle Obama’s scorched earth speech.
There were also jokes, duh. And here are my favorites:
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Who had on their bingo card: “DNC becomes biggest dance party of the summer” ????Kamala Harris has put the PARTY back in the Democratic Party!!!!
— Van Jones (@VanJones68) August 21, 2024
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The Democrats in the deepest red states are the most militant with serious attitudes tonight, and I love that.
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 21, 2024
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C-SPAN/Twitter: @MattGoldich
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See what happens when you leave the aux to millennials? Bangers. Hits. Classics.
— Brianna Tucker (@BriannaATucker) August 21, 2024
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Michelle Obama went from “when we go low” to “I’m gonna obliterate that orange freak”
— ryan (@OhItsRyan) August 21, 2024
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I’m so glad we went from “when they go low, we go high” to “girl, hold my earrings while I drag this weird mf”
— Angry Staffer 🌻 (@Angry_Staffer) August 21, 2024
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So today’s convention theme is “men who married well.”
— Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) August 21, 2024
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Michelle Obama is like the Undertaker. She comes out for special appearances, reminds everyone of her awesomeness, brings the house down, and then peaces out to go live her best life.
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) August 21, 2024
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#1 Lil Jon yelling “TO THE WALZ” at a Democratic Convention ~ranking things I never thought I’d see.I like this timeline. pic.twitter.com/LMhozZQxfX
— Casey (she/her) (@MamaSissieSays) August 21, 2024
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Seems the Dems found an answer to Kid Rock.
— Kenny Mayne (@Kenny_Mayne) August 21, 2024
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Michelle Obama 2016: “When they go low, we go high!”Michelle Obama 2024: “Let me tell you about this motherfucker named Trump…”
— The Biden Accomplishments Guy (@What46HasDone) August 21, 2024
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I’m watching this entire DNC Roll Call just to see what rap song this DJ picks for Utah & Wyoming.
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 21, 2024
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In 2016, the attitude toward Trump was that he was beneath contempt; in 2020, it was that he was terrifying and we had to stop him at all costs; in 2024, it’s that he’s a little bitch.
— David Klion (@DavidKlion) August 21, 2024
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Have not been this emotional for a roll call since Bring It On. 🥹
— itsonlyzach (@itsonlyzach) August 21, 2024
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C-SPAN/Twitter: @jpalmerdubs
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Just realizing that Melania didn’t speak at RNC convention. Kinda odd for a team always trumpeting the importance of family. Anyone know why?
— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) August 21, 2024
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Filling the same arena where they held the RNC but with more people at the same time as the DNC is so fucking petty. Finally a party that represents me.
— sam greisman (@SAMGREIS) August 21, 2024
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The Olympics should do this with the Parade of Nations. Forget the national anthems, play pop bangers from each country. It’d be great!
— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) August 21, 2024
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Michelle Obama has gone from “we go high” to “hit ‘em where it hurts!”
— Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆🌴🥥🇺🇸 (@RachelBitecofer) August 21, 2024
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JB Pritzker’s comment about being a real billionaire was to an audience of one: Donald Trump.And I GUARANTEE you Trump is currently going even more insane…. He’s losing his mind.Perfect
— Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 (@AdamKinzinger) August 21, 2024
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So much pride in America. Who wants to hear whining about America being “in decline” when you have this?
— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) August 21, 2024
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I was worried about having to make a playlist for my Birthday Party next week, but now I’m just gonna play the roll call from the DNC. 🔥
— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) August 21, 2024
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The RNC Convention was like a wake compared to this.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) August 20, 2024
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MICHELLE OBAMA 2016: When they go low, we go high.MICHELLE OBAMA 2024: Fuuuuuuuck that
— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) August 21, 2024
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god no one makes me lib out like Obama
— Natalie Wynn (@ContraPoints) August 21, 2024
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